To : Future Employer

Dear Future Employer,
When oh when are you people gonna give me a call for an interview? This is driving me nuts.. Seeing a few of friends being all nervous about interview session makes me wonder, when will my turn comes? Urgh.. this is just soooo scary! I still hope I'm still good enough for you people.. I so do not wanna have to do chambering.. Call me SOON! Pleaseee...? gosh, i'm pathetic